Tag Archives: Funny Jokes

funny jokes: man & his 84 years father

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, “Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age … Continue reading →

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funny jokes: definition of healty virgin

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

Q: What’s the definition of a healthy virgin? A: “One who has never been bed-ridden!”

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funny jokes: penis transplant

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him “I believe I found the reason for your stuttering”. The man … Continue reading →

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funny jokes: eye examination

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, “You need to stop masturbating.” The guy replies, “Why Doc? … Continue reading →

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Funny jokes of John Terry

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

Capello’s just phoned Wayne Bridge and said I’ve just spoken to John Terry and he’s lost the captain armband do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me. Wayne Bridge bought his wife a box … Continue reading →

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funny jokes: Blonde Dog

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked cars!

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funny jokes: how to confue a blonde

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

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Funny jokes (true story)

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

True story (apparently…) Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets, all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne … Continue reading →

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Funny jokes: An Australian Guy

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night … Continue reading →

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funny jokes: potentially and realistically

Posted on March 22, 2010 by jokes

A young boy went up to his father and asked: “What is the difference between potentially and realistically?” The father pondered for a while, then answered: “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million … Continue reading →

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