The Doorbell A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the man [...]
Continue reading …The Calf A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, “Great. He’s four and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun [...]
Continue reading …Gifts for the teacher On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is – flowers!” “That’s right!” said the boy, “but how did you know?” “Just [...]
Continue reading …Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay’d my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I’d ever seen. Let’s just say I could tell she wasn’t gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper [...]
Continue reading …A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. “I was only going 40!” the driver protested. “Not according to my radar,” the trooper said. “Yes, I was!” the man shouted back. “No you weren’t!” the trooper said. With that, the [...]
Continue reading …Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc., and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says, “It’s OK. We get it on every week [...]
Continue reading …Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ” See those guys over there ? ” Chanowski says.” I’m going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks.” Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they [...]
Continue reading …On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the [...]
Continue reading …An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when–all of a sudden–a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. “Well, now,” says the old lady, “I guess I would like to be really [...]
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