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Jokes| Guys in Bar

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.” Another guy says, “What’s that?” The first guy says, “That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.” Another one … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Crazy Language English

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while … Continue reading →

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jokes|Law Partners

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead. “Damn,” he says. “I forgot to lock the office safe before we left.” His partner replies ” What are … Continue reading →

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Jokes|Little Johny in Math Class

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teacher singled him out. “If I gave you $20,” the teacher began,” and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?” … Continue reading →

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Jokes |Young Cowboy and Cowgirl

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience. On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Guy screwing blonde

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. The girl asks, “You haven’t got AIDS have you?” He replies, “No.” She responds, “Oh, thank heavens for that!! I don’t want to get that again…!” jokes

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Jokes| First Day at School

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely … Continue reading →

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Jokes |A horny young man went to a brothe

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available. Madam, “On the first floor, we have the ex-models… they are all … Continue reading →

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JOkes | Farmers wife and her son

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees her son coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood, and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a little further and kicks a cow. Once … Continue reading →

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Jokes |Having Sex in Sabbath is Sin

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the … Continue reading →

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