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Jokes| Old Man & women

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said,”You know, 50 years ago, we were probably sitting here buck naked.” The woman said, “Why … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Mother’s Feed

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’s milk was better for babies than cow’s milk. This is the answer he submitted: 1. It’s fresher. 2. It’s cleaner. 3. The cats can’t get to it. 4. It’s easier to … Continue reading →

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Jokes | The Foursome

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it … Continue reading →

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jokes| three generals

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, “Alright, I’ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!” The private reports … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Peanuts catching

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for … Continue reading →

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Jokes|women goes to newspaper office

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and … Continue reading →

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Jokes| Job Interview

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have … Continue reading →

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Jokes| Johnny in bio Class

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this. Johnny’s hand shoots up. “Not correct, Miss!” he says. “Please … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Frustrated Guid

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It’s too hot. It’s too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group … Continue reading →

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Jokes| Crazy Sally Went to Gynecologist

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. “To remove that vibrator,” said the doctor, “I’m going to have to perform a very long and delicate operation.” “I don’t think I can afford … Continue reading →

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