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CONVERSATIONS WITH TECHNICAL SUPPORT

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

• Tech Support: “What version of the Mac OS are you using?” Customer: “Word 6.0.” • Tech Support: “What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “Could you read to me what it says at the … Continue reading →

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Computer Joke: WINDOSE QUOTES

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

• “I try to avoid using Microsoft. That’s why I use MS-DOS.” • “How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?” • Tech Support: “Do you have any windows open right now?” Customer: “Are … Continue reading →

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THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. … Continue reading →

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AFTER THE SHIPWRECK

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

There was a male engineer, on a cruise  in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up … Continue reading →

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10 lines used mostly in chat rooms

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

1 I don’t care what you look like, it’s what’s on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I’m horny and could care less, just type) 2 No this is my only screen name… You mean you can … Continue reading →

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A Deaf blonde died

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.” “Oh, No!” she said, but St. … Continue reading →

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Never Lie to your Mother

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. … Continue reading →

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Half Sister

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is … Continue reading →

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Baby Photographer

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon.” Half … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Christmas

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa’s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem … Continue reading →

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