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Brawn vs Brain

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Michael Jordan made over $300,000/game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averaged about 30 minutes per game. Assuming $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day (working or not)! Assuming he slept 7 hrs a night, he made $52,000 every … Continue reading →

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Apply 7 tactics when the Internet is Down

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

1. Dial 911 Immediately. 2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. 3. You mean there’s something else to do? 4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. 5. Work. 6. Re-introduce yourself … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Computers are Better than GFs

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

1. You wouldn’t bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend. 2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch. 3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner. 4. Your … Continue reading →

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Help for Internet Addiction

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Yes, you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what day of the week it is? Your name was given to … Continue reading →

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Glossary of PC Messages

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

It says: “Press Any Key” It means: “Press any key you like but I’m not moving.” It says: “Press A Key” (This one’s a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the “A” key.) It says: “Fatal Error. Please contact … Continue reading →

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If Microsoft Built Autos

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

1. A particular model year of car wouldn’t be available until after that year instead of before it. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would … Continue reading →

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Girlfriend and Wife 2.9

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which … Continue reading →

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American Style

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Once the Americans & Russians at the height of the arms race revealed that if they continued in the usual manners  they were going to blow up the whole world. One night  they sat down and decided to settle the … Continue reading →

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The Forbidden Fish

Posted on February 23, 2010 by jokes

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” The … Continue reading →

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nice place to sleep

Posted on March 16, 2009 by jokes
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