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Girlfriend and Wife 2.9

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which … Continue reading →

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American Style

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Once the Americans & Russians at the height of the arms race revealed that if they continued in the usual manners  they were going to blow up the whole world. One night  they sat down and decided to settle the … Continue reading →

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The Forbidden Fish

Posted on February 23, 2010 by jokes

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” The … Continue reading →

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Dead Bird

Posted on February 17, 2010 by jokes

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, “Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie.” Britney looks up at the sky and says, “Where?!”

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Oliver Twist

Posted on February 22, 2009 by jokes

A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and were settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met the man in the hallway. She said, “I have a couple of extra tickets … Continue reading →

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The Three Sons

Posted on February 22, 2009 by jokes

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our Mother.” The second said, … Continue reading →

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