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It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13.. a stylist 14. a [...]

A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I wait?” “No, come in.” They sit down and the friend says “You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give [...]

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman: “Do you know [...]

The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then,when one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir. Just before his son’s sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, [...]

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into the Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out. He began circling around looking for a landmark. Finally, a small opening in the [...]

• Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. • You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don’t have a clue when it happened. • All of your friends have an @ in their names. • You’ve already visited all the links at Yahoo [...]

• Tech Support: “What version of the Mac OS are you using?” Customer: “Word 6.0.” • Tech Support: “What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “Could you read to me what it says at the top of the window?” Customer: “‘Global Travel Conference – Microsoft Internet Explorer’.” • Tech Support: [...]

• “I try to avoid using Microsoft. That’s why I use MS-DOS.” • “How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?” • Tech Support: “Do you have any windows open right now?” Customer: “Are you crazy woman, it’s twenty below outside…” • Tech Support: “How can I help you?” [...]

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back [...]

There was a male engineer, on a cruise  in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself, he knew not how, [...]