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10 lines used mostly in chat rooms

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

1 I don’t care what you look like, it’s what’s on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I’m horny and could care less, just type) 2 No this is my only screen name… You mean you can … Continue reading →

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A Deaf blonde died

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.” “Oh, No!” she said, but St. … Continue reading →

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Never Lie to your Mother

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. … Continue reading →

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Half Sister

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is … Continue reading →

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Baby Photographer

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon.” Half … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Christmas

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa’s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem … Continue reading →

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Ebonics Christmas

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

‘Twas da night befo’ Christmas and all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good. The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill. Mookie and … Continue reading →

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Bird and Police Officer

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

The other day I was on my way home from work when the most remarkable thing happened. Traffic was heavy as usual, and as I sat there at a red light, out of nowhere a bird slammed into my windshield. … Continue reading →

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Dog Breeding

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in different parts of the United States, Crossbeed Dogs: Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Kerry Blue Terrier … Continue reading →

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Talking Parrot

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked if there was a bird who was already speaking. “Yes,” the pet store owner said, “this bird has a vocabulary of 1000 … Continue reading →

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