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12-step program of recovery for web addicts

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. I will get dressed … Continue reading →

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I’ll take three hymns – please .. .

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

The Sunday before Thanksgiving, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would … Continue reading →

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Football game

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “Especially the … Continue reading →

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St. patrick’s day jokes

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they’re always a little short. Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold? A: … Continue reading →

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