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Marriage Jokes:Betty Crocker?

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

A husband is at home watching a football game when his Wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light? Now? Does … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Blind Bat Vampire

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

A group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One night, one said to a another, “I’m so hungry. I’m going to go get something.” “No don’t! We have to wait for the others!” … Continue reading →

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Animals Jokes: The Karate Expert Dog

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors’ houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and … Continue reading →

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Men Jokes:just looking around

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head. Everyone stopped what … Continue reading →

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Lawyers Jokes: The Last Wish

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher … Continue reading →

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Deaf Sex

Posted on January 29, 2009 by jokes

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can’t see each other using sign language). After several nights … Continue reading →

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Mugged

Posted on January 29, 2009 by jokes

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the … Continue reading →

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Better way of divorce

Posted on January 29, 2009 by jokes

A married couple was driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband was behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we have been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.” … Continue reading →

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loving couple

Posted on January 29, 2009 by jokes

A couple visits the doctor’s office for the checkup of the man. aftar the checkup, the doctor called the wife alone in the office and days the “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t … Continue reading →

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