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Appreciate what you have

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

One day . . . a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country, so he could have his son see how poor country people live. They stayed one day and one night in the home … Continue reading →

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Old Hindu legend…

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

There was once a time when all human beings were gods, but they so abused their divinity that Brahma, the chief god, decided to take it away from them and hide it where it could never be found. Where to … Continue reading →

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100 Years Ago

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

A lot of this is applicable to our grandparents, and even some of our parents. It May Be Hard to Believe That A Scant 100 Years Ago… The average life expectancy in the United States was forty-seven. Only 14 percent … Continue reading →

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The City

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need … Continue reading →

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The Smoking Power Supply

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

I used to work in a computer store and one day we had a gentleman call in with a smoking power supply. The service rep was having a bit of trouble convincing this guy that he had a hardware problem. … Continue reading →

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A Math Professor’s fax

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as my wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended … Continue reading →

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Good Luck Mr. Dorsky

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, “That’s one small step for man, one giant … Continue reading →

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If you read one disgusting story this year

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

16 year old Stephen Barton, a pupil at one of England’s leading fee paying schools, returned from school for his Christmas holidays in what appeared to be some measure of discomfort. When quizzed by his mother, he said that he … Continue reading →

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How to screw up an interview

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of the dont’s, we knew we’d … Continue reading →

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Bus Driver

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

There was this little kid with impared speech and it was the first day of school so the dad told him to be nice to the bus driver. He said “ok.” When he got on the bus he said “Tank … Continue reading →

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