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I want u… To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill” What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is [...]

A good friend is like a computer I ‘enter’ ur life, ‘save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ‘shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory! sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I [...]

Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don’t think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me… my friend!! Why did God Create ‘you’ before Me….? Ans: B’cause he wanted to Create a ‘Sample’, Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece* Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds [...]

Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. They say Love is in the air… shit if only I had a plane right now! Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re [...]

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple I want to share Everything with [...]

“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?” “Please wait someone else is using it.” “I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?” “Neither, just a plain simple ass.” A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? [...]

I’m sorry that I’m running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator. What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying… & the other ensures you Continue to do so!! U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand… Sugar is [...]

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not [...]