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Q: Why do blondes have square breasts? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box! Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind? A: Blow in her ear. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde [...]

Once two sisters , a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they fall in  financial crisis. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.  brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their [...]

Three blonds were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blond said “those are deer tracks”. The second blond said “no, those are elk tracks”. The third blond said “you’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The three blonds were still arguing when the train hit them.

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, “Let’s go over to that bar and get something to drink.” The other guy said, “We can’t go in there, we’ve got [...]

Once  farmer & his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked the  pilot of the plane,  how much a ride would cost? “$10 for 3 minutes” replied the pilot. “That’s too much.” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a [...]

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, “Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie.” Britney looks up at the sky and says, “Where?!”

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! Malamute: Let the [...]

One day a lion was walking around the jungle sad and lonely, when he spotted a monkey up in a tree. He yelled up to the monkey to come down and play, but the monkey was too scared. So the lion asked the monkey what he could do to make him feel comfortable enough to [...]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. [...]

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, [...]