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A Trucker Hits the Pig

Posted on December 24, 2009 by jokes

A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss. “I hit a pig on the road, and he’s stuck under my truck,” he … Continue reading →

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A Dog on plane

Posted on December 24, 2009 by jokes

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever between them. The first man asked why the dog was … Continue reading →

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The Australian Ventriloquist

Posted on December 24, 2009 by jokes

Once an Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into the village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: “G’day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to … Continue reading →

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AIDS Or Alzheimer’s?

Posted on November 16, 2009 by jokes

The doctor says to a man “I’m sorry, sir, but the test results have come back a tad inconclusive. Your wife could have either AIDs or Alzheimer’s. We’re not sure which”. The man replies, “Oh my God! That’s awful! What … Continue reading →

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Rules Of The Road In Florida

Posted on November 16, 2009 by jokes

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Florida driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be … Continue reading →

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Hippocratic Oath For Software Engineers

Posted on June 25, 2009 by jokes

Never write a line of code that someone else can understand. Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long counter intuitive names. Don’t ever code “a=b”, rather do something like: AlphaNodeSemaphore=*(int)(&(unsigned long)(BetaFrameNodeFarm)); Type fast, think slow. Never use … Continue reading →

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A champion jockey is about

Posted on June 25, 2009 by jokes

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, ”All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, … Continue reading →

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Car Horn

Posted on June 19, 2009 by jokes

One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde’s new car. Suddenly, some jerk pulls in front of them. The blonde then puts her lips on the steering wheel. The brunette feared for her … Continue reading →

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Kim’s Exam

Posted on June 8, 2009 by jokes

Kim is a young lad, just potty trained. When he goes to the wash room , he is able to hit everything except the toilet. So his mom has to clean up the toilet after everytime he went. After about … Continue reading →

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Funny Celebrities Short Jokes

Posted on May 21, 2009 by jokes

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There’s a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A. One was the first to walk on the moon and … Continue reading →

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