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The Doorbell A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the man [...]
May 10, 2010 / 1 Comment / Read More
The Calf A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, “Great. He’s four and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun [...]
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Gifts for the teacher On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is – flowers!” “That’s right!” said the boy, “but how did you know?” “Just [...]
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The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then,when one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir. Just before his son’s sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, [...]
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• Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. • You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don’t have a clue when it happened. • All of your friends have an @ in their names. • You’ve already visited all the links at Yahoo [...]
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• Tech Support: “What version of the Mac OS are you using?” Customer: “Word 6.0.” • Tech Support: “What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “Could you read to me what it says at the top of the window?” Customer: “‘Global Travel Conference – Microsoft Internet Explorer’.” • Tech Support: [...]
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• “I try to avoid using Microsoft. That’s why I use MS-DOS.” • “How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?” • Tech Support: “Do you have any windows open right now?” Customer: “Are you crazy woman, it’s twenty below outside…” • Tech Support: “How can I help you?” [...]
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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back [...]
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There was a male engineer, on a cruise in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself, he knew not how, [...]
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1 I don’t care what you look like, it’s what’s on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I’m horny and could care less, just type) 2 No this is my only screen name… You mean you can have more then one? 3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone [...]
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