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A Deaf blonde died

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.” “Oh, No!” she said, but St. … Continue reading →

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Children’s Books?

Posted on March 7, 2009 by jokes

“You Are Different and That’s Bad” “Dad’s New Wife Timothy” “Pop! Goes The Hamster . . . And Other Great Microwave Games” “Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets” “The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad” … Continue reading →

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Advice on Life, from Kids

Posted on October 5, 2008 by jokes

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. (Patrick, age 10) 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’tanswer him. (Michael, age 14) 3. Never tell your mom her diet isn’t working. (John, … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Adults learn from kids

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

Things Adults Learn From Kids: 1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 4 years-old’s voice is … Continue reading →

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Clever Kid

Posted on September 19, 2008 by jokes

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. “Hey boy, whatcha got there?” “Roll of chicken wire.” “What you gonna … Continue reading →

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