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Perry Mason: In the cut scene

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asked, “Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man’s pulse?” The coroner said, “No.” The attorney then asked, “Did you listen for a heart beat?” “No.” “Did you check for breathing?” “No.” “So when you signed the death certificate you had not [...]

What do you call 100 lawyers

Q. What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start.