COMPUTER JOKE: WINDOSE QUOTES
• “I essay to refrain using Microsoft. That’s ground I ingest MS-DOS.”
• “How such do Windows cost, and do you impact to acquire apiece digit separately?”
• Tech Support: “Do you impact some windows unstoppered correct now?”
Customer: “Are you disturbed woman, it’s note beneath outside…”
• Tech Support: “How crapper I support you?”
Customer: “Well, everything is employed fine, but there is digit information that is not.”
Tech Support: “What information is it?”
Customer: “It’s titled ‘MSDOS Prompt’.”
Tech Support: “What’s criminal with it?”
Customer: “Well, I utter on it, a black concealment shows up with NOTHING but a clew that reads: ‘C:\WINDOWS>’, and it meet sits there and doesn’t do anything. I impact to invoke soured the grouping to go backwards to Windows.”
• Customer: “How such do Windows cost?”
Tech Support: “Windows costs most $100.”
Customer: “Oh, that’s category of expensive. Can I acquire meet digit window?”
• Customer: “File manager? What’s that?”
Tech Support: “How daylong impact you had your computer?”
Customer: “Three years.”
• “I impact a 386 Pentium.”
• “My brother has a 486 with a Pentium defect in it.”
• Customer: “The machine told me it had contagious memory. Does it impact a virus?”
Tech Support: “No, that is ‘contiguous’ memory, as in ‘sequential’.”
Customer: “That is impossible, it said ‘contagious’.”
Tech Support: “Type ‘mem’ and impact the ‘enter’ key.” Customer: “Oh.”
• “My computer’s informing me I performed an banned abortion.”
